19 6 / 2013
"My feeling about rice pudding is that if you like it, you already have a good recipe; and if you don’t, there’s no way anyone will ever get you to eat it, unless you fall in love with someone who likes rice pudding, which I once did, and then you learn to love it, too."
Nora Ephron, “Heartburn” (via interweber)
Rice pudding is angel vomit.
17 6 / 2013
so my mom needed a dress for a wedding so she went to neiman marcus and tried this on and sneaked some pictures
then she showed them to my grandmother and with almost a 50 year sewing career she made an exact replica of the dress for her
no one tops my grandma tbh
Clever Gramma…however, she may well be had up before the beak on fraud charges - once I tell Mr M about her nefarious activities.
Hope you like prison food Granny, you’ll be eating a lot of it from now on *muahahahahahahahahaha*
(via thetumblr-thisisatumblr)
13 6 / 2013
13 6 / 2013
what is this??? if you know tell me i want to watch it
It is that one with those things, and that one guy who did that thing and the woman didn’t do nothing…does that help?
(Source: danibellesue)
12 6 / 2013
Sad disco penguin
Well, of course he’s sad - he’s all alone. And everyone knows, a party with just one person is scientifically known as masturbation!
(Source: nickholmes)
12 6 / 2013
